I had thoughts of arming my vehicle with machine gun cannons and rocket launchers specifically for this time of year. I just want to go from point A to point B without being threatened with a nasty car accident because crazed holiday shoppers don’t know how to drive carefully.
My wheels is back in good health and ready to go bust ass on this busy fucking weekend.
Yo, Kanye! Don’t be going at Sway like he is not shit in the game. Get out of the press spotlight and get with get back into your craft.
well, well, well.
all the freak shit me and the dude be doin’ has finally caught up with us.
he knocked me the entire fuck up.
that’s right…. we are about to become someone’s parents.
june 2014. a holy terror of chocolate brown cute will be unleashed upon the earth.
the end of an era.
the beginning of a new one.
meet, the Seedling.
*reblog this and i will find you and personally remove your gonads. kthxbye*
*also, if you’re friends with either of us on fb, this hasn’t been announced there yet, so hold your water. the tumblrfam is special. okay? okay.
for you late motherfuckers.
big tings a gwan in my uterus.
Our little tax deduction.
At the beginning is starts with something you did that was fascinating and turns into a sensation which brings unlimited fame. No matter what you do and what your intentions are, everything will become gold or platinum in the eyes of many that gazed upon you. It starts out as hard work to become easy to you, your worst crafts will become legendary masterpieces, and the lust to stay on top lessens.
You Killed Brian! Now you getting blow-back from the fans who watched your show for all these years. I couldn’t muster up a chuckle for the “Life of Brian” episode. Why I get the feeling they will bring Brian back.