I got my licks by

geekscoutcookies:

a-ra:

dingane1:

str8nochaser:
  • Wooden Spoons
  • Belts
  • Plastic Hangers
  • Bare Hands
  • Flip Flops

Feel free to add….

  • hot wheels tracks
  • cords and cables of all sorts
  • tree branches

Any weapon she can find….

  • GodHand
  • Kamehameha
  • Whiffle Bat
  • balloon stick
  • old suspender strap
  • i swear, one time, she beat me WITH my younger sister. As in, she picked up my little sister and BEAT ME WITH HER.

Cursed out with mad cigarette smoke blown in my face cutting my nose fierce.

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  1. choirgirlsiren reblogged this from jsmngbrll and added:
    i may have gotten “spanked” a few times when i was too young to be grounded.. but that was it. and i respected by...
  2. whogoncheckme reblogged this from dynastylnoire
  3. yeah-i-went-there reblogged this from dynastylnoire and added:
    Belts (not even the small ones) Ear yanking slippers fufu stick the “look” bare hands etc… -sighh
  4. dynastylnoire reblogged this from wheretruthechoes and added:
    The Look. Listen…my mom’s “Look” is enough to make a grown man cry. She’s got the People’s eyebrow mixed with Claire...
  5. wheretruthechoes reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    Belts Bare Hands Extension Cords Brutal humiliation Strenuous forced labor Plucking Slaps (this is starting to sound...
  6. alexandernevermind reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    I got a whooping with a purple Aladdin umbrella once for doing something—in retrospect—that was incredibly dangerous....
  7. carmskarma reblogged this from mindofmalus and added:
    I have had a carved wooden door decoration thrown at my head. I’ve been pulled from under my bed by the hair. I’ve been...
  8. jsmngbrll reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    Idk, I never got a beating or spanking… but I’m beginning to think some of you should have legitimately called CPS.
  9. mindofmalus reblogged this from tearlesspoet and added:
    Nope, y’all pretty much covered it
  10. tearlesspoet reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    Tree branch(switch) Extension cord Wiffle ball bats Wire hangers
  11. str8nochaser reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    Wooden Spoons Belts Plastic Hangers Bare Hands Flip Flops Feel free to add….
  12. blkgirlblogging reblogged this from eyan-j and added:
    my parents only hit me with a belt.
  13. frequencyskye reblogged this from aafroskhakisandpolos and added:
    plastic cooking spoons, sneakers, bare hands … i tried to run once and i couldn’t sit right for a while … take your...
  14. plh1 reblogged this from geekscoutcookies and added:
    The paddle from those fucking paddle ball toys. Every time somebody got me one of those I threw it away before the ball...
  15. tha-htwnbelle reblogged this from thememyheartknows and added:
    ROFLMFAO @ “any weapon she could find” & younger sis iGot the wooden spoon only after the fly swatter broke on my ass
  16. asigrow reblogged this from geekscoutcookies and added:
    cable cord bedroom shoe hand I think a fly swatter anything in reaching distance to throw at me
  17. a-ra reblogged this from geekscoutcookies and added:
    Cursed out with mad cigarette smoke blown in my face cutting my nose fierce.
  18. sarahtheann reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    Belts TV remotes Shoes Combs Brushes And the absolute worst (I used to run outta the house whenever my mom reached for...
  19. geekscoutcookies reblogged this from a-ra and added:
    GodHand Kamehameha Whiffle Bat balloon stick old suspender strap i swear, one time, she beat me WITH my younger sister....
  20. allahdamnittnativebambina reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    All the above plus: Skillets Extension cords Switches Yard Sticks Rulers Purse Straps
  21. graham-bailey said: Ruler. Got pinched. Got a cup thrown at me. A tree branch. SMH
  22. weaponsofmassdistraction said: The broad side of a machete, literally whatever was at hand. Shit scared the fuck out of me.
  23. bekaboo reblogged this from eyan-j and added:
    Paddle (made as a gift by a family “friend”), and hairbrush. One time I got spanked with a wooden hairbrush with holes...
  24. silencearticulated reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    Video Game Cords Back of Brooms A Book Feel free to add….
  25. a-ra said: Left hooks & right crosses, bats, hair combs, paint stirs.
  26. eyan-j reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    hot wheel track. extension cord. slippers. high heeled shoes. i THINK i got beat with the little rack thing from inside...
  27. damnyounick said: Extension cords